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brown noise 

A certian musical note that when heard makes you shit yourself. Also when in large groups the result can be severely devastating.
*Brown noise*, Oh SHIT!, I crapped my pants!
brown noise by Crazy Ricochet August 25, 2006
1. to experience misfortune or to be treated unfairly; to be in a situation or scenario that is difficult to make successful progress. 2. past tense for describing the act of sexual intercourse.
1. "Dave was browned out of five dollars."; "I've lost my car keys, I am so browned."

2. "Dave browned the hell out of Sally last night.";
browned by MotoAdam January 28, 2008

dirty brown wrap around 

while making love to a woman, shove both of your testicles and surrounding sack into her butthole. continue to make love, like a beast on a leash. If she is on top, feel free to remove your penis from the vag(keeping the balls in the brown eye) and spin her around several times... practice by shoving your nuts into a beer bottle.
"I again gave myself testicular torsion giving juanita the dirty brown wrap around."

Chris Browned 

When a skank is harassing a man and wont stop, he might slap her around a little bit to silence her. This can be referred to as "Chris Browning" a hoe.
This bitch was totally annoying me, I threatened to "Chris Brown" her ass.

This girl pissed me off the other day and I totally chris browned her ass, she didnt get up.
Chris Browned by Kyle Howitt February 25, 2009

Browndick Mountain 

an alternate title for Brokeback Mountain. So called because the cowboys do it up the dumper.
"That gay cowboy movie is supposed to be the best film of the year."
"Oh, you mean Browndick Mountain?"
Browndick Mountain by bamfery April 27, 2006

Brown Betty 

An enchanting sex act in which the lady drops a deuce on the gentleman's chest and smears it around with her buttocks WHILE riding him reverse cowboy style. Generally both participants are close to climaxing or have just climaxed.
Timmy was both turned on and disgusted when Suzy took a dump on his chest and smeared it around just as he climaxed. Little did he know he'd just enjoyed a brown betty.
Brown Betty by Mrs. McNicky January 17, 2010