Primed Simp

A simp who would donate his literal balls and fingers for an e-girl

I heard Jake turned into a Primed simp.

by TeaSimp May 18, 2020

Simp

A person who obsesses over another person who has no interest in being with them. To the point where they're being toxic to themselves at the idea of being with said person.

Dude, why did they donate $100 to this person's stream just to say they like them.

Because they're a Simp.

by ZeWeazy May 16, 2021

Simp

A dude who spends his times with girls and girls only, hoping to please them or get something out of them. (Such as a relationship with them)

Guy 1: Dude that Josh Elzinga guy is super weird.
Guy 2: Yeah he’s a simp. What did you expect?

by Cheduhch33z March 5, 2020

Simp

Is someone who cares more about a girl than themselves.

Friend: Hey lets go get some icecream with the gang!
Me: sure! i camt miss
A girl: Hello! could you walk me home, im scared of the dark..
me: Sorry guys, i gotta help this girl....
friends: YOU SIMP.

by T0ky0_Err0r December 2, 2021

Simp

A word hololive fans take pride on, apparently

"Who do I simp for? I simp for everyone"

by bakusgarbagedumpofknowledge January 4, 2021

Simp

foster

foster are you homer cuz you a simp son

by Huebert6969 January 21, 2020

Simp

Kou is a simp for mitsuba. He falls for mitsuba yet can’t have sex with him because they’re both 14.

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(Two characters from an anime- Hanako Kun toilet bound)

“Mitsuba-kun! I-...I am a simp for you! Please be very gay with me and show we’re both straight so no one thinks we’re dating!”

by Rainbow toffee March 3, 2020