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Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.
by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016
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douche bag

by victimofshittyguys May 27, 2022
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douch-e

pronounced "do-shay" a double entendre word. Response to an insult meaning, you're a douche, but also, touché, you got me there.
A friend was making fun of me and got a good insult in, so I replied, "douch-e." He was unable to reply because the only appropriate response would be "douch-e."
by jackalopianforlife November 4, 2011
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Douche

A nickname for a kid who looks asian but isnt
Hey douche”. “Hey
by Lemonjuiceboiyo September 25, 2020
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douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.
You're such a douche wiener.
by Lostinbrasil April 1, 2017
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Douche Nozzle

Broooooo he ghosted you?! What a Douche Nozzle!
by _likesdogz June 21, 2023
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Douche Plunge

when a friend puts a douche bag in their mouth, then blows to clean a female friends vagina
troy: rey have you douche plunge alexis?
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.
by kennipat March 7, 2009
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