wet Gregory

Like a wet willy, but the saliva-covered finger is inserted into the rectum instead of the ear.

I awoke with a start, Jeff surprised me with a wet Gregory after I had been sleepwalking in the nude.

The locker room was always weird with Ben around, that guy would give a wet Gregory to anybody!

by william_wolff_md November 29, 2019

wet beer

In porn, when multiple people piss on a chick, then have her fill a beer mug and drink it, occasionally with jizz in it on the top or on her face.

She loves wet beer.

by ogmac05 July 19, 2018

Wet Tosti

"Wet tosti: (noun) - (soggy sandwich) A term derived from Dutch slang, meaning 'slappe hap' It signifies something lacking excitement or energy, akin to the English phrase 'blatherskite.' It describes a situation, object, or person that is dull, uninteresting, uninspiring, or full of nonsense and trivial talk."

He really is a wet tosti.

by laapsaap April 29, 2024

Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.

"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."

by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019

Wet bow

You take a condom and you fuck your girlfriend untill you cum in it, then you point it at your girlfriend's face and stretch it back and shoot at her.

"Do you know what's a wet bow?"
"No, what's that?"
"Let me show you"

by Adam Rifler February 2, 2025

lbs soaking wet

A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.

You look 70 lbs soaking wet. Eat a hamburger.

by ominousluminous September 14, 2023

wet popcorn

when you cant pay for your movie theater popcorn so you result to sexual means of paying

you cant pay for that. you're going to have to give me wet popcorn

by Chhhhhhheeeeeessssssseeeeeee January 11, 2018