Fuck and Run

....basically a one night stand, hooking up with some chick for casual, no strings attached sex, then dumpin her in the mornin
soo important, that you don't exchange personal info...unless you intented for her to stalk you.

Dude, i just had this fuck and run with some girl i picked up at the club last night

by TreeBo January 22, 2008

Pump Fucked

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop

Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."

by JBone007 June 17, 2009

Gedeatric fuck

The South Antarctic insult meaning that there is a penguin on the tip of your penis.

Joe: Dude, your such a gedeatric fuck!

Steve: No, thats a turtle down there

by Cptn D-Bag July 1, 2009

spam fucked

The situation of a computer or internet account that is extremely overloaded, slowed, and/or disorganized, especially common among computer accounts of children and the elderly.

I tried checking my email on his computer, but it was spam fucked out the ass.

by Flaming0 April 8, 2010

Fucked Monkey

A person in a situation where there is no foreseeable way out.
Being in a whole lot of trouble.

1."Wow Ray got caught with 12 kilos of coke in his luggage, and is going away for 40 years?"
"Yeah, hes one Fucked Monkey."
2."You didn't study for the test,it's 60%of the grade,your a fucked monkey!"

by balls1888 April 28, 2010

fuck roid

a person who is a fucking pain in the ass

That guy from sales has become a real fuck roid lately.

by rommate s dirty girl January 12, 2010

Fuck Twins

2 People who always seem to mess something up

Person 1: Where the hell are they?
Person 2: I dont know they are fuck twins always fucking shit up

by JimmahLebouche January 18, 2010