To give an over abundant amount of props on Fitocracy. Most of the time said props are undeserved, but you fist bump the shit out of them anyway.
by helpdeskhero June 24, 2013

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by Yungblud38638292 August 25, 2019

Dude no need to plank rape her,she was just trying to get over you. Why were you planking on her bed anyway?
by IWillLickYou July 22, 2011

Every Guelph police service racist is is debt to rape resister spray or they couldn't have created a child with their sister and mother
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

When you take a math test and you KNOW how to do every single one of the problems, but have forgotten the formulas in order to answer any of the questions
Test Question: "Find the distance between the points (1,1) and (7,3)."
You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?
After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?
After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
by Maxog December 21, 2013

When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I did DIY rape.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
by crispypiss December 11, 2018
