elder rape

When an older person get surprised by a significantly younger person with an unannounced kiss or pursuit. Usually after the kid has watched the elder millennials drink to much

I got elder raped at that concert. Drank too much and a kid did a drive by kiss.

by 757Dickie September 25, 2023

super mysterious rape machine

the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides

i hate it when i get super mysterious rape machined

by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025

Rape

Rape is when someone is sexually assaulted and/or sometimes forced into having intercourse (the lucky bastards)

My penis feels great when i rape u

by frankiegallagher January 10, 2022

Bake Rape

When a friend or family member forces homemade food on you and won't take no for an answer.

Me-I'm not looking forward to Thanksgiving at your mom's this year.

Friend- Why not? I thought she put out a feast for you.

Me- She does and its mostly awesome. But when it comes time for desert she totally Bake Rapes me. I'm already stuffed but I can't leave the table until I have a huge piece of her apple pie. If I try to get out of it she takes it personal so I just close my eyes and get thru it.

by metmike November 20, 2013

Rogers Raped

v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.

(Auto reply from email account)

Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.

I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.

I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.

I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.

Sincerely,

Veener Goesintighten

by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011

substance rape

Raping someone when they are high

Yes I will say I did substance rape him

by 459395 March 5, 2022

rape khakis

the khakis preppy men wear to pretend to be good guys but they're sus

oh what about that guy?
nah he got rape khakis on

by deedevil April 4, 2024