taco bell graffiti

The poop stains in the toilet bowl

I wish people would stop leaving all this taco bell graffiti, I mean the brush is right next to the toilet for a reason!

by I piss knowledge December 10, 2020

taco guts

The meat, cheese, sour cream, lettuce, tomato
I.e. anything you put in the taco shell

When I bite in one side of my taco, all the "taco guts" fall out the other end

by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

glossy taco

youtube slang for glossy topcoat.
origin: simplynailogical

Now add a nice thick coat of glossy taco. -simplynailogical

by Claire.Capital April 18, 2018

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

Taco Bell

A place where you're depressed while sipping on your Baja Blast.

I went to Taco Bell.

by Ahaha Get Noob Get Obese March 9, 2020

group taco

Group Taco is when one person bites on one end of a el pastor taco and the other person bites the opposite end to avoid sharing said taco.

Pass me the group taco.

by kvtee June 27, 2019