screaming shit

when all of your bodily functions happen at the exact same time you let out a loud yelp noise and your body has no choice but to die, anyone that witnesses a screaming shit will also have a screaming shit because it is highly contagious, and no cure exists

i mean everything, burp fart piss shit cum sneeze shit cough and have your period if your a women.

guy1: did you see that screaming shit?

guy2: no, or i'd be dead.

by the ice tea killer January 23, 2009

shit faster

What you tell someone whos on the toliet and you need to use it bad.

I got to shit. shit faster!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

shit flaps

arse hole with over defined lips ( ie andrew pickles aka c.u.n.t)

shut it shit flaps

by andy pickles February 22, 2009

mitt the shit

A shape shifting LDS hustler with a spray on tan.

Mitt the shit

by yoopertj March 14, 2014

jacked as shit

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.

-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?

by mtnt69 May 8, 2011

Shit Ship

A fictional romantic relationship that is built on lies and drama. Said ship is cringe-inducing. Feels forced and there's no chemistry between the actors

I can't wait until Adam and Jessa break up on Girls. That's a shit ship.

by ceeloodreamer February 13, 2017

knocked in the shit

Simply means beating someone up. Apparently only used in Florida.

"Gimme my fucking money before you get knocked in the shit!"

"You got knocked in your shit! Ha ha!"

by AZZ-KIKR December 28, 2006