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Taco

The worst player in a Fantasy Sports league. Derived from Jon Lajoie's character in FXX's Fantasy Football sitcom, "The League"
I just lost to the Taco in my league. I might as well just quit now!
by beknighted June 20, 2018
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Taco

A delightful Mexican food made up of, tortilla, meat, cheese and other toppings!
Yum! Said Arihanna that taco was really good!
by I8_talkos June 22, 2018
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Baja fish taco

When you get mountain dew Baja blast in a bottle, shake it, and open it up aimed at a women's vagina. And proceed to eat her out.
Man 1:"Dude her pussy tasted so good last night."
Man 2: "How come?"
Man 1: "I ate a Baja fish taco."
by Dank_memes June 29, 2018
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Baja fish taco

When someone gets mountain dew Baja blast (in a bottle), shakes it, and opens it up aimed at the women's pussy. Then proceeds to eat her out.
"That was a good Baja fish taco last night."
by Dank_memes June 29, 2018
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Taco buddy

The bond between two best friends that could never be torn apart, not one person could come between them. Yes, they sometimes fight but they always make they’re way back to each other. I love my taco buddy to the shell and back. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAITLYN!! You’re taco buddy loves you so much
She’s my taco buddy.
by Taco buddy July 8, 2018
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Taco Bell Trumpet

The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes
I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.
by Deertay July 31, 2018
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taco thot

a person who can not live without tacos. they will do anything for a taco...even kill a man
Daniel: “ i think i want some tacos, do you wanna. one with?”

Janice: “ no, remember last time? you stabbed that guy in the front of Taco Bell. you’re a complete taco thot.”
by deadbeatsatan August 7, 2018
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