Alex Bumpus

The buttocks/anus equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

Alex Bumpus my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!

by tobefree August 13, 2024

gay twink alex

Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.

Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.

These are the 3 leading theories.

At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.

Person 1: Gay Twink Alex committed another crime! What a thug.
Person 2: Why is he such a twink?

by JenniferCroint March 10, 2024

Alex

it only needs one word describe people named Alex: Atze

Alex is Atze

by lil_lex563 November 23, 2021

Alex C

Ugly, annoying, and most definitely disgusting. Suicidal and sometimes dangerous. He follows you around like a child. And is most likely a liberal. Also has acne. This fucker won’t leave you alone.

Fuck, How fast can we lose Alex C

by Gc Gc Gc January 9, 2020

alex

has a very random and scary music taste, He has the most baggiest pants on earth and needs a belt, homeless. Likes the park and I think he’s a dog but im unsure (call me if you need a dog)

Person 1: hmm what should I get Alex for his birthday

Person 2: a belt!! For his long saggy pants

by The muncher!!! April 5, 2023

alex

a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.

alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm

uh fuck

*arches back*

*squirts*

by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018

alex packer

a overly large child

the boy is an alex packer, fat!

by Judith Squire June 20, 2022