rule 11-11

If it exists on the internet, there's a mod for it in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

"I wish I could play a game where I'm a hot Kawaii Vampire Assassin." "Rule 11-11, did you look for a Skyrim mod?"

by FuzzieChikun August 21, 2021

Rule 35

A rule of the internet stating that if it exists, there is a wiki for it.

"Hey! Do you know if eating cereal has a wiki?" "yeah man, duh! That's Rule 35!"

by NINTheWretched August 23, 2021

three wipe rule

Personal code of conduct that stipulates one must take a shower if more than three wet wipes are necessary.

Sorry I'm late I had a three wipe rule violation right before I left the house.

by hilarioyo August 25, 2021

road rules

Just stay out of my fucking way.

The Humungous of the Wasteland should have followed the road rules while chasing Mad Max.

by jam July 9, 2003

road rules

Some things you don't have to obey...

Road rules? What are those?

by Your father July 12, 2003

road rules

n. Slang term for a firearm, usually a semi-automatic pistol.

When the SWAT element came through the door, the drug dealer pulled his gat on them.

by Spock July 13, 2003

road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.

Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.

by pat July 13, 2003