Every woman's enemy. He can't stop watching porn, probably watches it once every day for at least ten minutes. At least. He is not always a player, but often is. Don't marry one, don't date one, don't play one, don't be with one alone for more than .1 seconds and most especially: don't be one.
by Jesus is Calling December 27, 2011
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He possesses the gift of Sight, allowing him to see things that don’t exist, and superhuman powers of inaction, enabling him to do nothing for a very long time.
Together with his assistant, The Symbol, and the world’s second great superhero, The Illogical Woman, he battles the dark pan-dimensional forces that surround us but go unseen by we mere mortals; lost and ossified as we are, in the fatal fog of routine.
He possesses the gift of Sight, allowing him to see things that don’t exist, and superhuman powers of inaction, enabling him to do nothing for a very long time.
Together with his assistant, The Symbol, and the world’s second great superhero, The Illogical Woman, he battles the dark pan-dimensional forces that surround us but go unseen by we mere mortals; lost and ossified as we are, in the fatal fog of routine.
"Only by the powers of inaction can the evils of action be undone," Inaction Man warned his assailant.
by Ministry Fox January 14, 2012
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Here comes man walker! Who is she seeing now? Mike or Steve I think, oh wait no I saw her going home with Kyle yesterday.
by Jwate October 31, 2011
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Get the man of culture mug.Paul Pogba also known as Hypothetical Man. A man who cant win the ucl but can make the argument 'what if I won the ucl'. Hypotheitcal man is a bang average midfielder. Midfielders like Gundogan and Wijnaldum are miles clear. Once Jurgen Klopp said, "Give me Hypothetical Man and 10 sticks and I would win fuck all".
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