May 30th

Shower with your girlfriend day

Oh man Sydney we should take a shower it's may 30th .

by anonymous May 30, 2024

Emma-may

Emma-may a sight for sore eyes , and her eyes the colour of a cold dead body . Her teeny toes are endless fun to fiddle with . Her breasts are so breasty you will not find a girl with such a juicy rack . Her hair is so long and voluminous, brown, the colour of a turd , with a razzle dazzle of sweetcorn.

Oliver: who’s that batty gyal with them big ass titties ? Mark: oh your defo talking Emma-may , I ain’t never seen such jucy calcium cannons before.

by Bimbish May 1, 2024

May

May-yo-naise

Hey bro, is May coming over tonight?
Nah man, who's May?
May-yo-naise

by yourboychad January 19, 2022

may 21st

go spend some time with someone you miss, dead or alive, find a way to spend time with them, yes, the person you just thought of, them, ask them!

"Ur hanging out with Kylie today?"
"yes! its may 21st!" :)

by salty seashell May 21, 2024

May 10

national ignore your friends

friend: * heyyy*
me: * silence*
friend: why aren’t u talking
* next day : me: heyyy
friend: * ohhh it was may 10😂*

by machary May 7, 2022

13 may

people born on this date are baf bitch who need love and attention because they are single

what date is today?

it is 13 May

oh it's my friend's birthday. I need to go say hello her

by uuuwahwhatahottie November 24, 2021

Ellie mai

ellie is a fat orange bitch with big fat footballer legs. her eyelashes look like they’re trying to run away and i don’t blame them. watch out this beast likes to pull hair!

‘is that the globglowglabglab?’
‘nah dw that’s just Ellie mai.’

by obamasbighairyballsack November 23, 2021