Cat poo lip

Illness caused by cat poo that's made contact with your lip.

I won't be in work today as when I was cutting the grass yesterday I went over some cat poo and flew up and hit my lip. I now have the shits caused by cat poo lip

by LJJninja June 28, 2021

Squeeze my cat

Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.

Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.

by arb05002 October 16, 2011

Matrix and Cat Gifs

Something that Urban Dictionary loves.

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by subway572572 October 8, 2023

Curiosity killed the cat

Stay away from my cat

Person : did you know curiosity killed the cat?
Me : then tell him to stay away from my cat!

by Arsurinya April 20, 2023

Emotional Cat Mail

Blackmail - Bribery

Emotional Cat Mail - A cat using blackmail to its advantage

by Towlie00 December 8, 2018

lost cat rule

An accepted procedure, custom, or habit governing conduct with regard to a lost person at a beer festival. The lost person is treated like a lost cat. Not all cats are lost or want to be found and will be treated as such.

"We can't find Drew!"
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."

by fledglingbrewer April 19, 2018

kitty cat fever

The intoxicating effect brought on by the mystique and wonder of the personalities, movements, behaviors and attributes of the common house cat.

Ryan: Hey we’re all headed out for drinks tonight, are you down?

Brad: Sorry my guy, my cats asleep on my lap and every time I move he’s stretchin’ out his lil’ feets. I just can’t get up, I’ve got a serious case of kitty cat fever.

Ryan: What?

by ol nigga jim February 4, 2019