May 5th

National show CJ your titties day.

“Todays May 5th. I should send CJ some nudes after he gets off work”

by Jackjaxkjack May 5, 2022

May 26

National slap your homies ass day

Boy1: yo bro you got a fat truck

Boy2: thx wanna smack it cuz it’s may 26

Boy1: yesssirrrr *slaps ass*

by Professor_never_dies1232 May 24, 2022

Evil Mai

Who cares? More fan service for us.

by SNK fan September 8, 2003

May 15

Kiss your bestfriend day

"Yo is May 15, Better kiss your bestie"

by Gay_Hobo717 May 14, 2023

Mais

the sexiest girl alive

you look mais

by depressed architect June 14, 2021

May 7

May 7 I yet another send nudes day because there’s never enough

Guy: Hey send nudes.
Girl: Why??
Guy: It’s May 7 send nudes day!

by Bigman029 May 6, 2022

May 16th

Joesph Morgan aka the hottest person alive was born today

Dude what's so special about may 16th
Joesph morgan was born today you sicko

by Lizzzyyyy May 16, 2021