May

May-yo-naise

Hey bro, is May coming over tonight?
Nah man, who's May?
May-yo-naise

by yourboychad January 19, 2022

May 14

National booty pic day.

Hey bro it’s May 14 did your girl send you a pic of that massive dump truck yet?

by Big_chungus_ May 14, 2024

May 12

shiveins special day (the day he was born)

Its May 12! that means its shiveins special day

by shiveinsecretadmirer May 12, 2022

May 10

national ignore your friends

friend: * heyyy*
me: * silence*
friend: why aren’t u talking
* next day : me: heyyy
friend: * ohhh it was may 10😂*

by machary May 7, 2022

Har May

A intelligent and mysterious guy with a lot of positivity

When you meet Har May you will definitely love your life because he brings joy and peace around you.

by AphroditeLadySeashellBikini November 21, 2021

May 19

National Send Nudes Day

A day where you send nudes to the people you love.

Guy: “it’s May 19th and I’ve been waiting for this day all year”

Friend: “sure bro, just give me a sec”

by your judgmental dog May 18, 2024

Paige May

A Paige May is a brown eyed, brown haired rejection machine. She likes to string a Josiah along because he said something stupid. A Paige May is also a nice and caring person and has cool voice (she bakes well too).

"she rejects Josiah's like a Paige May"

by Josiah Levi August 15, 2019