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expired cum

When you haven’t cummed in a long ass time and you finally cum.
His expired cum make me feel sick after I swallowed it.
by Jjsjsosjsnene April 22, 2018
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exploding cum

When your jizz starts to turn steamy hot instead of cold and then has a reaction and then blows up in your mates mouth
“OMG DID U HEAR BECKYS BOYFRIEND HAS EXPLODING CUM!”
by Mr. Franco December 30, 2017
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Mercy Cum

Mercy cum is when you cum from a intercourse that isn't really good / you could not find a good video so you settle for less.
Man, I gotta tell ya I mercy cummed last night. Your sister's pussy is too wide.
by #Ifuckedtyler's-sister April 24, 2020
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Cum Drain

“Cum Drain” is a term used to describe a slut/whore that is always DTF. They are also gold diggers and will do anything for a quick buck.
“Hey, Cum Drain! I’ll pay you 3 bucks to bust a fat one inside you”
by Bru4 February 25, 2020
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To Do a Cummings

The act of breaking instructions, rules or laws by the very person or persons who developed or introduced said instructions, rules or laws.

Believed to be derived from a number of parliamentarians and other close associates who did not strictly follow various rules imposed on the population of the UK during the Covid-19 crisis of 2020.
Despite telling his children to behave whilst they attended a friends BBQ, Simon was seen to do a Cummings by getting blind drunk and throwing up all over the Greek Salad.

After telling the family that they must all be saving for the family holiday, Wendy promptly did a Cummings when she went and bought herself an expensive new handbag.
by AlexY1969 May 29, 2020
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Cum nap

A napkin, sock, dryer sheet or any other item used to clean up your cum.
“Hey honey, pass me a cum nap.”
by iamanthonydean July 11, 2020
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Cum cave

A cave formation molded by semen for hundreds of years in order to sustain maximum moisture on the walls of the cave, and is the place for couples to endulge in massive orgies over one kiss or a handhold, as it gives everyone unusual sexual desires and a want to fuck, you can't control yourself and after some time become a sex goblin.
Guy: Let's go have sex in cum cave.
Girl: No you sex goblin.
Guy: Please?
Girl: Okie dokie.
by Harzenio July 21, 2020
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