Two step peep

When you see someone you find attractive you take two small steps towards their direction to get a better look at them.

When I was walking down the street earlier today I saw a hottie that I had to two step peep on.

by Frankie' September 18, 2014

two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none

“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

two dry frogs is a situation

not fun

A: *doing not fun stuff*
A: TWO DRY FROGS IS A SITUATION
B: ikrrrr

by sn0wdr1ft3720 July 17, 2025

Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019

The Two Time

A euphemism for sexual intercourse.

having multiple meanings:
1) you last for only 2 strokes
2) you go for two rounds

hence the name "The Two Time"

"so you gave her The Two Time"

by Treyed-mark September 29, 2023

Two-in-the-Goo

Like "three-on-the-tree" for a 3spd column shift manual gearbox, or "four-on-the-floor" for a 4spd floor shift manual gearbox, "Two-in-the-Goo" refers to a 2spd Automatic transmission, most obviously a Chevrolet / G.M. Powerglide.

Two denoting the number of forward speeds, and "goo" describing the slushy, slippy nature of an automatic trans.

This old clunker came with a 283 with Two-in-the-Goo originally, but we quickly sorted that problem out with a 383/Muncie Four-on-the-Floor combo years ago and haven't looked back.

by Hezath September 21, 2020

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

In the Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mission "Drive-Thru," the protagonist Carl Johnson proceeds to a Cluckin' Bell fast food restaurant with his fellow gang member Big Smoke, who proceeds to order a long list of items.2 On February 16th, 2010, YouTuber james227uk uploaded the scene, which gathered more than 740,000 views and 1,900 comments over the next seven years.

Big Smoke’s Order refers to a scene in the 2004 action-adventure video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas in which the character Big Smoke orders an enormous amount of food at a drive thru restaurant. Online, the order has circulated as a copypasta, leading many to speculate about its contents.
here is an example of it being used
Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by eviubuy4b v8bq3fuimfwqioubfew8 June 25, 2023