May 13th

National ass pic day. On May 13th you gotta send an ass pic if someone asks.

You: Send ass piv?
Them: no
You: but it’s may 13th
Them: *sends ass pic*

by Argargargass May 13, 2022

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

May 3

Tell me the thing you were going to tell me.

Tell me the thing you were going to tell me on may 3
Kill yourself
Ok

by Captain piss pistol May 3, 2022

will may

worlds sexiest man

wow will May is here.

by graceberry567 December 6, 2022

May the 4th be with you!

National star wars day, dress up like a star wars character. No one can stop you from creating a lightsaber fight in the middle of the store or school hallways.

"May the 4th be with you! Fight me cowarddd."

by winter_magic May 3, 2022

Mays

She likes to dance also she is bi and he/her idk why and how but she likes this guy moaz and every lil huddy there also Your love has lifted me to the greatest heights imaginable. I am deeply hurt, and my heart will undoubtedly be scarred because we can't be together. I don't think I'll ever find a love as true as ours, and I'm not sure I ever want to try. Although you can't take me with you, I've given you my heart to keep forever
By moaz Abdulshakor

I just fucked Mays

by The sad George fliyd November 1, 2021

Mommy Mai

Mommy Mai is Dababy’s doppleganger and has a big black 16inch veiny throbbing cock that she rapes her boyfriend Sakuta with

Nigga 1: You good bro?
Sakuta: Nah fam, I was playing the submarine game in the bath and when I turned around Mommy Mai started pegging me
Nigga 2: that’s tuff

by Gooseavelli March 8, 2021