Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”

Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.

by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023

little quack

not a duck, just quack.

yo is that a duck?

no dude, thats a little quack. GET IT RIGHT

by LittleQuack December 7, 2021

little piggy went home

when you’re snausaging and slip the pinky toe in the front hole

my guy was snausaging me and he tried to make sure the last little piggy went home

by spicynuggz June 2, 2024

Little miss stush puss

A little miss stush puss is a girl that is vain and snobby they are usually like this when they are young from the age range of teens to late twenties

Wow that girl thinks she better than us she's a little miss stush puss

by Ivan Azzo December 25, 2018

little timmy

Why is my mom gay, but I'm a sharting turtle, I eggsist, fortnight battle pass-

Guy- come here u little shi- taste the back of my palm
little Timmy- but u ain't my daddy
Guy- no, but I'm doing your mommmmmmmmmmmm

by don't call cheese Meese June 1, 2022

angry little person

You know the guy who rage quits after he dies once

Yeah him

"You killed me, ight that's it I'm out" *leaves game*
You could say he is an angry little person

by Y0wman December 5, 2020

America's little brother/sister

The actor/singer/celebrity that could be the little brother or sister of anyone with a little brother or sister, since this person actually was somebody's little brother or sister growing up.

If the singer/actor thought his/her boy/girl next door image was bad, he/she could have always got stuck with the America's little brother/sister image of the other actor/singer/pop star.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021