if ya wanna drink a juice

funny song by Soupy Garbage Juice

Here are the lyrics to If ya wanna drink a juice : If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton

by p01uyt September 5, 2024

The Big Lez Drink

The acholioic drink inspired by the Big Lez sho. It is a mix drink which consists of 1 part Mccormick Vodka, 4 parts Big Red soda and one peice of bite size pineapple with a infused amount of about 15mg of THC.

The drink is meant to be achieve a cross fade with freinds.

Upon receiving a drink you first grab the pineapple and eat it down and slowly sip on the fruity Vodka mix until the stage 3-4 cross fade is achieved. Optional way is to do long bong hit to achieve high status and then injest the mixed drink with or without pineapple silce.

Random dude- Hey bartender can you get me "The Big Lez Drink" tonight? Bartender- Ahh so someone wants a crossfade tonight.

by Iaasic the conquer January 20, 2024

The Big Lez Drink

The acholioic drink inspired by the Big Lez Show(youtube) it is a mix drink which consists of 1 part Mccormick Vodka, 4 parts Big Red soda and one peice of bite size pineapple with a infused amount of about 15mg of THC.

The drink is meant to be achieve a cross fade with freinds.

Upon receiving a drink you first grab the pineapple and eat it down and slowly sip on the fruity Vodka mix until the stage 3-4 cross fade is achieved. Optional way is to do long bong hit to achieve high status and then injest the mixed drink with or without pineapple silce.

Random dude- Hey bartender can you get me "The Big Lez Drink" tonight? BARTENDENDER- Ahh so someone wants a crossfade tonight.

by Iaasic the conquer January 9, 2024

Bent Straw in his mixed drink

A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)

Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.

by HarleyCMC February 5, 2017

Put a Hamlet in your Drink

To poision someone. Probably mostly used as a Boomer joke

Bro 1: Yo bro pay attention that guy put a Hamlet in your drink
Bro 2: Sick man i hope its the good shit
Bro 1: yeet

by Jakksto November 12, 2019

Fuck all the women and drink all the beer

Something often said. It means their gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

I'm gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

by Rebel2012 June 29, 2020

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021