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Croc-o-douche

A person who just loves croc footwear. They are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses.
My buddy is such a croc-o-Douche. He's always talking about his lame ass crocs.
by Cbd23 October 16, 2016
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douche-canary

A person by the name of Clinton.
Clinton is a douche-canary.
by Sophia4111 September 22, 2019
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douche shoot

noun referring to female genitalia; hole into which one shoots douche.

also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.
I'm about to tell my manager to take this job and shove it up her douche shoot.
by two skinnyc's May 26, 2011
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Douche

Someone who is douchey. Someone like Carmen
by TheChoi June 6, 2019
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Douche

face looks like a douche
hair style... is douche
takes a pic of his non existant abbs and posts it on fb.

should put on a shirt especially after workin out so the world doesnt smell like bo
gets highlights .... (nuff said)
Fernetti aka Douche
by Spider-man696969696969 November 7, 2010
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Douche Spinner

When you go to play roulette at the casino, and the spinner is a total douche at spinning the ball.
Jim: "do you know that tall blonde guy at the casino"
Bill: "yeah hes a a total douche spinner"
by shaolinwarrior February 10, 2010
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Douche Canoe

your grade-a, classical fuck boy, typical douche who has earned the title of douche canoe
Huber, you're a fucking douche canoe! Stop looking up child pornography!
by Pv35 February 2, 2017
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