Cum Coins

The currency used to pay strippers.

“Gimme ur cum coins”

by fuckmedaddy863 November 21, 2019

Cum dumb

A mental state of amazement a man arrives at when he notices a woman of such striking beauty that the semen saturates his brain to the point of being struck mute and wanting only to prosecute her booty.

I was so cum dumb after bumping into this hottie at the bar that I couldn't say hi or do anything.

by Wasted Ute November 24, 2019

Cum Wallet

A wallet glazed in a fine layer of cum, all the way through, the inside and the outside

"Can you go fetch me my cum wallet, the pizza man's here"
"If you don't have a cum wallet, you're not a real man"

by Cthu1hu December 20, 2019

tom cum

tom com

tom cum

by tom cum May 29, 2019

winter cum

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season.

"I can't believe it's spring already! My balls are still filled with winter cum!"

by Lilith666 March 24, 2019

finding cum

A lot like finding nemo except with way more cum because nemo and dory are cum

Harry I've been finding cum all over fraternity house

by PhillipD33zNutZ April 11, 2019

Cum fuck

One who fucks for cum

She is a total cum fuck

by Wet dick September 3, 2019