Sheer number of bears

A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.

Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about

by Pritchbitch69 May 16, 2021

cheese bear

the biggest fags of all fags, you would never want a cheese bear in your life they’re usually fat too

hey is that cheese bear ?

cheese bear looks fat

by fuckingcoolassmf May 20, 2021

neon bear

Something like an animal bear it is neon looking

have you see that neon bear

by miiiiigiii May 20, 2021

poppy bear

The most amazing non human thing
For ex: oh hi poppy boo/bear is used to day hi to a bunny or pet that can be used by any name but mostly poppy boo/bear in a hurtful situation for n/a names that don’t want to be said or done

Line1: oh hi poppy your so amazing and cute
Line2: not as much as I use poppy bear
Line1:rephrase ?
Line2: yea
Line1:oh hi poppy your such a poppy bear

by Mizkuki-¡ May 29, 2021

Bear

A bear, you don’t know what a fucking bear is?

David: look at that bear
Zack: wow, I know what that is and won’t ask further because I’m a normal human of skin and bone

by anonymous May 31, 2021

No Bears

Statement made as common courtesy after passing gas in a wooded, outdoors environment, usually when hiking. The phrase not only alerts fellow hikers to the flatulence, but also assures the group that a nearby bear did not make the sound.

Friend: *farts* No Bears!
Me: Thanks for the heads up dude, but what did you eat last night?

by bloodvyper August 8, 2021

The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when you have received a Green Bay Packer rectally, from the Bear variety of men; you then find a football field and just shit all over it.

"In Illinois, people of large numbers gather in a stadium to watch local heroes perform The Chicago Bear, in person."

by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021