When something is “just right”.
Baby bear is when you feel joy. Baby bear is when it is as good as it gets.
Baby bear is when you feel joy. Baby bear is when it is as good as it gets.
Daddy Bear’s was too hot, Mama Bear’s was too cold, but Baby Bear’s was just right.
That coffee was baby bear.
That coffee was baby bear.
by M. Henderson July 5, 2021
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That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.
(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024
Get the Stoned Bear mug.A cat that flattens itself on the floor in such an extreme way that it looks like a limp, lifeless rug. Typically displayed when the cat is either avoiding work, playing dead, or simply indulging in maximum relaxation. Often an act of pure defiance or passive resistance, usually at the most inconvenient times.
In meme culture, kitty bear rug also refers to a moment of sabotage, especially in financial markets or social settings. When someone or something unexpectedly “pulls the rug” out from under a situation, often causing a crash or immediate downfall, much like the unpredictability of a cat going full rug-mode without warning.
In meme culture, kitty bear rug also refers to a moment of sabotage, especially in financial markets or social settings. When someone or something unexpectedly “pulls the rug” out from under a situation, often causing a crash or immediate downfall, much like the unpredictability of a cat going full rug-mode without warning.
"I tried to clean the living room, but my cat went full Kitty Bear Rug and now I can't move her."
"The token was looking good, then that one whale I trusted did a kitty bear rug and now everything’s in the red."
"The token was looking good, then that one whale I trusted did a kitty bear rug and now everything’s in the red."
by ana_san November 20, 2024
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Tim and Jake had an intense Bear Race, but Jake emerged victorious due to the superior grip of their hands. Jake’s favorite part of the race was witnessing Tim’s finish him off after Tim came, which Jake eagerly anticipated.
by Cumguzzler92648 November 24, 2024
Get the Bear Race mug.A bear-chooser is a woman who would choose the bear over a man, in the in the viral social-media debate, "Man or bear" in which women consider whether they would prefer to be alone in the woods with a man or a bear.
Whoopi: I'm going with the bear also because the bear will not shoot me.
man: Oh, so you're a bear-chooser.
man: Oh, so you're a bear-chooser.
by artist6000 November 30, 2024
Get the bear-chooser mug.A team (Chicago Bears) who find different ways to lose games, specifically on the last play of the game.
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