May 18

RUB HEAD DAY

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Rub a bald person's head and tell them how smooth it is 🤤🌪️

Person 1: hey that man a bald mf
Person 2: I'm gonna caress that head
Person 3: it's may 18 cuh, rub that head
Bald Man: ye
Person 2: smooth as hell

by TesticleTim May 17, 2022

May

A month-long downward spiral of depression where you regret falling for the girl named after this 5th month of the year.

Tomathon: Hey Mao Zedong. What's up with that guy over there?

Mao Zedong: I believe that man is having a May...

Tomathon: O

by AB365 June 1, 2018

May 24

Whoever is born on May 24th is beautiful and sexy they are the best girls in the word and amazing people

She’s born on may 24th?
Yeah
That’s why she’s so pretty

by Abcedefg May 8, 2022

May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homies Day. Make sure you show your favourite mofo some love by kissin' em on the cheek, or the lips (No Homo of course)

"Bro It's May 14 today. It's International Kiss Your Homies Day"
"Really? Well in that case get in here bro"

by bigbazoongas3000 May 12, 2022

May 5th

The day that the love of your life asked you to be his girlfriend💜

May 5th
Them: Did you ask her to be your girlfriend today!!!
Him: Of course I did!!!

by XNightAngelX May 5, 2022

May 1st

National Cuddle your gf/bf day.

Person 1:Babe can we cuddle?
Person 2:Why now?
Person 1:It's May 1st
Person 2:So?
Person 1:It's National Cuddle your gf/bf day!
Person 2:Oh alright.

by UwU_Im_Horny May 1, 2022

may 20

national ask your crush out day (dont be scared)

you: yo will you go out w me
crush: nah
you: its may 20!
crush: oh yea

by morninggirl May 19, 2025