five two

The five two - COVID-19. Typically used to avoid saying the word due to content restrictions on YouTube or other media sharing sights, or as a playful way of mentioning the topic.

Call me when the five two's over. We'll get up to speed with each other.

by StanTalentStanBrittany December 31, 2020

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Two-Weeker

When you’ve been smoking methamphetamine for {TWO-WEEKS}!!!! You’re a “two-weeker!!!” TWEAKER!!!

Sally: “Hey you’ve been up for weeks on that tweak!? Why?!
Joe: “ Actually, it’s been TWO weeks!

Sally: “OMG!! So you’re a Two-Weeker Tweaker!!!!

by Bribriblt2323 April 14, 2022

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two

two is a number

do you like two number
yes

by two_number_fan July 30, 2022

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Two trucks worth

Having more people than one truck will hold

There were two trucks worth of Middle Eastern's in front of the hotel.

by Big Delicious May 20, 2014

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Someone who consistently prioritizes long-term gains and strategic planning over instant gratification. They've got the foresight and self-control to wait for the bigger payoff, even if it means putting in more work or showing more patience now. Problem is, it can get pretty alienating and lonely up on that mental mountain, 'cause most folks are just trying to snag that first marshmallow before it melts. Basically, they're playing chess, not checkers, and sometimes there's nobody else at the board.
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald

I asked Morgan what she is doing, and she presented me with a long-term vison of strategic moves to reach her goal, talk about a Two-Marshmallow Thinker.

by River Trash Woman May 24, 2025

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