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The Dark Kiss

The act of two individuals spreading their butt cheeks and gently pressing their anuses together in a moment of intimate, eldritch alignment. Equal parts horrifying and poetic.
After 3 shots of tequila and a soul pact, they attempted the Dark Kiss. Reality has never been the same.
by KGrant23 March 30, 2025
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kiss

C: Let's kiss!
MEE6: ok I'll give you a kiss :3
by not cherry at all April 30, 2024
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National Kiss Anyone That Names Starts With A P

Feb 6th is where YOU HAVE TO kiss anyone that names starts with a P.

Don't be shy.
Aubrey- Hey Patty its National Kiss Anyone That Names Starts With A P....
Patty- Oh..
*they kiss*
by theonewhocaresaboutyou February 4, 2023
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Calamari Kiss

When a cat presents its butthole to you, or presses (kisses) it on your leg, as a form of reverence, formal inter species greeting, or to marks its human territory.
A kiss is just a kiss, but a calamari kiss means your family. *Howdoin!*”
by Jean_Creme March 16, 2025
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kensington kiss

The Meaty tail part of a duck, like a Parsons nose but more ducky.
We both love the Kensington kiss sweetheart, but tonight you may have the honours.
by Vegemite or poo November 12, 2020
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don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets
babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day
by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022
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National kiss a flute player day

“Omg are you a flute player? Can I kiss you? It is National kiss a flute player day”
by miraculouslydumb November 7, 2023
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