national slap an orphan day 

slap an orphan with only good results

i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day

national slap an orphan day by therapist.the.rapist December 11, 2023

mitch slap 

slap a dumbass named mitch or mitchell on DEC 13

come here so i can mitch slap you

mitch slap by coltvow December 12, 2023

National Slap a Hoe Day 

January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves

person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day

National Slap a Hoe Day by rawrtastical January 8, 2024

Dick Slap 

Person slap face with dick

I dick slapped my homie

Dick Slap by Qwerty Hitler January 16, 2024

National slap day 

January 19th is the national slap day!
Slap the ass of the person you like/love

Yo, did you know that today is the national slap day?

National slap day by MasterTurtle1 January 19, 2024

Triple Slap 

The act of slapping a person with one hand, then cock-slapping them immediately after and making their face return to the still outstretched first slapping hand.

“So this guy (HR) kept running his mouth at me about how I have to stop threatening my co-workers with cock smackings . I lost it and jumped onto his desk and gave him the ol’ Triple Slap and yelled ‘Bada Bing ya Goomba, it’s not a threat if ya do it!’’

Triple Slap by Vasquevos February 9, 2024

Cucumber Slap 

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap

When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this

Cucumber Slap by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024