Southern Straw

A male sexual appendage, usually in the southern region.

“Hey, Sandy. Have you sipped on that southern straw yet?”

“No, but I will when he comes over tonight.”

by WhiteClaw4eva September 21, 2019

southernology

1.you boys might know alot about technology, but we down here know southernology

2.the term for rigging up technology in the south.

3. same word for redneck engineering

1. .Southernology is the act of using current technology and giving it a southern twist

2. example would be a VR headset,adding funnels and cup holders while placing beer in the holders and renaming the product "beer goggles"

3. Tator gun

4. Adjusting and augmenting the radio to pick up the local stock barn bids.

by Southernology September 27, 2019

Southie

Stupid fox girl who got created in a lab back in 2004. Dumbass bitch doesn't know jack shit and will run faster then Thanos can snap if you get so much as 50 feet near her. If you somehow manage to befriend her, then get ready for hell, because it's the same hellhole as raising a child pretty much. Dumbass fucking bitch.

Southie tried climbing a tree to get something, but fell and got absolutely owned by the ground.

by SouthieTheFoxx October 11, 2019

Southern Cayuga

A place where derby is a sexy dad.

Derby is just a dad at southern Cayuga

by Derbyismydad November 15, 2019

Southwestern spaghetti strainer

When a guy lays underneath a propped up screen door and their partner pisses through it.

She showed me the southwestern spaghetti strainer last night and I should have put down a few towels .

by RickyBobbyInc November 20, 2019

Southern British

Emily, "do you think that people on the Southern end of Great Britain have a different accent than those in the north, you know 'beef'."

No i think Emily has much more of a Southern British than a northern one.

by BenIsBigGay December 9, 2019

southern1987

The name of a dumb user on here who's only made one entry and it was about how great the American South is. Lol right? Having seen how cringey it was, I thought I would expose their gayness in a brazen attempt to fish for thumbs up on my first definition.

Just search users for Southern1987 and you'll see their only post.

by ObviousHarvardGrad November 4, 2019