mexican crispy

When your girl burns your nuts with a lighter right before you get off.

I was just about to get there, but out of the blue , she got out lighter and gave a mexican crispy.

by Plumbfree May 21, 2024

Mexican v1nce

An absoulute giga chad who hates jellybean and furrys

Boy 1 mexican v1nce just killed jelly bean
v1nce: fuck yeah

by MedTheMedic May 30, 2022

mexican shampoo

a shank to the butt in prison

Be careful near Johnny. He gave me a Mexican Shampoo in the showers last week.

by moooomo December 8, 2017

Mexican book

When you shit in a library book and light it on fire then piss it out then you return that book to the library wait for somebody to find the pages I had to shit on it and close it in that nerds face

Haha you shit in that mexican book

by Desi Drake December 19, 2019

Mexican ripcord

A sexually explicit act. The male participant proceeds to anally gape another willing participant. Once the ass is suitably opened the males balls will be dropped in the open stretched ass. The asshole then begins to retract to the original size. Once the correct tension is achieved the male begins the jerk off while pulling his balls out swiftly and quickly as he ejaculates on the back of his partner. This turn the stretched partner into a wet-back as the sudden ball removal is the ripcord.

Dude, I opened her ass up and gave her a Mexican ripcord.

by Deviant14 June 21, 2023

Mexican Hot Bonnet

Eating a chilli then giving your partner head.

Hey Colin, getting your girlfriend to give you a Mexican hot bonnet will sort your penis problem right out.

by Robula88 August 1, 2022

mexican pinkeye

When you come back on a business trip from Mexico and wake up with a left swollen eye and have no idea how it happened.

I don't know if my employee should travel to our Business Headquarters for internal meetings. I woke up with Mexican pinkeye this weekend and look foolish.

by Dbubs82 February 24, 2019