great-grandnephew-in-law

1- Great-grandnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's great-grandnephew.

My great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Law of 1/3rd

The ratio of people you are allowed to sleep with when drunk versus amount when sober. The drunk equivalant of sleeping with one person while sober is sleeping with three people.

Based on the Law of 1/3rd I'm not a slut, I only slept with six guys when i was drunk!

by crownman June 18, 2011

Murphy's Law of Spares

"If you buy just one of something, you will surely break it almost immediately, but if you buy one or more "spare" items to have "just in case", your "initial" item will miraculously escape damage no matter how many mishaps you endure, and thus those duplicate items will merely gather dust in the garage or at the back of your desk-drawer."

I have always tried to handle objects gently and carefully, but due to extreme forgetfulness and physical/mental/emotional infirmities, I tend to "be rough on my stuff" --- sitting/stepping on unobserved items, blundering into objects as I'm groggily stumbling to the bathroom in the middle of the night, soiling items or spilling/dropping stuff, etc., and so I occasionally attempt to "prepare for the future" by acquiring spares of the types of items which I typically seem to damage or break; only prob is that just as soon as I do "lay in for a rainy day" like that, the "currently-being-used" object that I had been procuring said spares for NEVER SEEMS TO ACTUALLY SUSTAIN SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE, and so all of those extras that I'd carefully tucked away just "sit there for decades"... talk about a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Spares"!

by QuacksO November 23, 2018

Hoppe’s Law

A man will most times acquire a girl ranked in between a mans confidence and total attractiveness.

For example: if there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a 7

“What do you think about James”
“Looking at Hoppe’s Law, he will probably get a 7”

by Professor Ho November 25, 2020

first-cousin-thrice-removed-in-law

1- First-cousin-thrice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-thrice-removed.

My first-cousin-thrice-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

nightmare law

The agreement to cause chaos with oneself or others without regard of any consequences.

Let's go nightmare law on those losers.

by Avarix April 7, 2009

Ashton’s law

Law that states Ashton simply can’t be fucked with

These hoes don’t be mad at Ashton these hoes mad at Ashton’s law

by User0824 March 9, 2024