please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders

I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022

H is for House

A house that serves conditions.

H is for house gamags glem

by Vivansh June 28, 2022

Slags house

When a slag (eva ) has a house party/sesh and she shags every time

Jake- you going to slags house

Calum- yea but do you want to put a bet on who she shags ?
Jake- you will win tho!
Calum- always do

by Cjd118 June 29, 2022

House bitch.

The weakest memeber of a group or gang.

I know when seans live am about two seconds away from being the house bitch.

by Temujin August 15, 2022

House in New Orleans

There is a house in New Orleans, it’s called a the rising sun. Its in ruins. It causes sin and misery. It causes you to wear a ball and chain

Denier: there is no house in New Orleans

Based Chad: the animals reference

Denier: 😮

by Mr.Explaner August 21, 2022

Housed

To throw something when you’re shit faced

Brett just housed the grill

by gethoused69 September 1, 2022