Safe and Effective

Safe and effective is not a lie. It's 2 lies.

However, different batches cause different effects. See faultyshot.com

Doctor: "This vaccine is safe and effective".

Patient: "However why are there so many side effects after taking it?"
Doctor: "Ermmm... it's an immune response. People react differently!"
Patient: "Ah got you! Thanks Doctor, you're the best!"

by FaultyShot December 8, 2023

The Declan Effect

When one cuts their hair to get wings and suddenly gets hotter.

“Ayo why’s quin looking different lately?”
Man it’s the Declan effect.

by Urmomsnewbitxh69 October 31, 2023

The girlfriend effect

It’s where a boys cute and then her gets a gf and he gets progressively uglier and uglier the more they’re together it has something to do with toxicity and how the girl drains the boy so he look exhausted and just over all less cute.

Chris got a girlfriend now he’s got the girlfriend effect

by Notyomamagoaway May 7, 2023

Dorian Effect

Basically effect that hits every straight men that rejected Dorian for having crush on him or insecure persons that used to be toxic to him.

The effect basically appears after you cut him off or he cuts you off.

I can't believe he got hit by the Dorian Effect

by premiumf4g March 23, 2024

The Commodore Effect

Going to your mates house for a few too many, passing out then waking up at 4:15 in the morning, realising you have to get up for work at 6 and going home. Skulling back half a litre of milk and having a tactical nap before work.
Usually not speaking from experience or anything.

Wow, did you see frogface last night? He had the commodore effect! What a legend.

by WackyBacky May 20, 2018

Paper Straw Effect

When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.

"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"

by Nightx378 November 11, 2022

Becky Effect

When a group of basic white girls spend too much time together, and they all begin to look the same.

Damn bro, the Becky Effect is in full force at this bar. All those girls by the door look alike!

Becky 1: “Oh my god Becky, I love your makeup!”
Becky 2: “Oh I know, it’s the same as yours Becky!!”

by Fuck Knuckle McGee November 10, 2018