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Scientolo-Douche

When someone behaves very strangely after becoming a member of the church of scientology.
Tom Cruise use to be cool, until he became a Scientolo-Douche!
by Rip Ravenscroft August 31, 2018
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Douche-talking.

When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.
Dude, you blocked him five fucking months ago...are you still Douche-talking.
by MM132 May 8, 2022
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Douche

R, Z's ex-boyfriend. Also known as a FUCKTARD that messed with my friend's heart. =P ♥I love you Z♥
RYAN, YOU'RE SUCH A DOUCHE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
by xoxobellaxoxo615 May 18, 2010
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Douche Tuber

A douchebag that makes YouTube videos. Usually the videos are of them being a Douche.
"Jake Paul is such a Douche Tuber, why do you watch him?"
by VenicalFeb July 13, 2021
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Combative Douche

Someone who is a douche, but thinks they're not so they try to fight you. They're always tryna start fights because they're a douche.
"That douche is tryna get at me 'cause I called him a douche." "Yea thats 'cause he's a combative douche"
by bbkate_r August 22, 2012
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Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from just a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness typically rears its ugly head in refined situations where the person feels an unstoppable urge to show others how sophisticated they are. Similar to an amuse bouche in culinary terms.
Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed a refill on his craft beer.
by vanern August 3, 2021
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Douche

To douche - in the UK - is the act of rinsing the rectum with intent to clean it, typically by homosexual men and in preparation for anal sex
Excuse me, let me just go and douche!
by And. July 19, 2018
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