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Daniel

Hey! That Daniel is gay as fuck
by Lolmate1212 September 17, 2018
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Jack Daniels

1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.

son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.

son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
by Sexydimma June 29, 2012
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The Daniel Fetish

A fetish for people who rarely stop smiling, are Peurtorican, and have foot fetishes.
"Do I have The Daniel Fetish?"
by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016
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Danielle

Danielle is the most kind hearted beautiful girl you will ever meet😍 she is tall and skinny with beautiful puppy dog eyes. She will suck your soul till you have none leftđŸ€€ She is the best girlfriend and best friend you will ever have. She is very freaky in the sheets and need a strong man to hold her down😏 if ur in need of a submissive puppy, hit up a dani😜
Bro, got with a danielle last night
 will never go back to an ashley.
by DiddlyDaddy November 22, 2021
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Daniel’s fav

Miracle (daniel’s bestie) period.
Ex: “miracle is Daniels fav and she won’t accept it” Daniel’s fav: miracle
by Watermelon love November 19, 2020
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Daniel

Daniel is one of the most deadest guys around, he has a lack of entertainment, jokes, emotion and overall human features. He represents a human meatball rather than a real human. He has little to know qualitys apart from being annoying, pussy and an overall cunt. He acts like a bitch in front of other females but will be a racist cunt to you or your friends. He will cause arguments everyday, and will seek attention on evervy corner. He has a constant feature of arguing with someone and acting like their bitch the next day. They are the worst
Daniel: you paki bastard
Everyone else: please stfu
by Wizardly powers June 15, 2018
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damn daniel

Daniel is the guy with the whitest white vans in the world. And he got the best friend that loves to compliment him on all his daily outfits.
Person 1: Damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans!
Person 2: Stussy Man!
by tantine August 28, 2016
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