Fresh from the chicken

A feather freshly plucked from a chicken - meaning it is new.

Are those shoes old or fresh from the chicken?

by tomatos September 23, 2014

chicken bone news

Made famous by radio host Rob Redding, chicken bone news is news that is portrayed as important by the mainstream media, but in the grand scheme of things is unimportant and non-impactful. Mostly used by 24 hour news networks in the middle of the day to hook channel surfers.

A:"Did you hear the terminal at the Birmingham airport was temporarily shutdown after a suspicious person appeared near the airport? The report was unfounded."

B: "Man, that sounds like chicken bone news"

by VW2002 November 4, 2013

chicken wing with listerine

The act of eating chicken while high on cocaine

Dude yesterday brad was eating a chicken wing with Listerine , he put it on snapchat and it was hilarious.

by Jake Townes April 16, 2015

Chicken fillet guarantee

The assurance you expect from the process, that it will not be deceiving and harmful, but will be completely enjoyable and safe for you.

Person: Hey, have you heard of this new movie that is on air? Should we go see it?
Me: Idkidk, what do people say about it?
Person: Uhmm, the opinions are mixed, but...
Me: Bruh, there ain't no "but". I need a "chicken fillet guarantee" that the movie is cool, otherwise that is no participation.

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Bro-1: Yo b, did you see this fly-ass chick over there? I heard she be doing mad things with that that....
Bro-2: Oh, word?
Bro-1: Chicken fillet guarantee, b.
Bro-2: Aight, Imma go get that Chick-fil-A then.

by 9on6 October 7, 2019

Grandma's Chicken Soup

The best inside joke ever created. It's derived from Friends, and isn't necessarily meant to be dirty, but comes up like that anyways

Person1: I really like pie. What's your favorite food?
Person2: Grandma's Chicken Soup...

by HardRockJudge5 March 8, 2017

Boiling Chicken Nuggets

When a task is very easy but the end results are not at all satisfying.

Person 1: Hey did you play halo 5?
Person 2: Yeah, but it was like boiling chicken nuggets.

by Someonewhoisn'tsomeoneElse May 14, 2016

parking lot chicken

The rotisserie chicken that you buy at the grocery store that is already cooked and hot.

For dinner I will pick up a parking lot chicken at the grocery store on the way home from work.

by Karen January 31, 2017