h e l p

Something you use when you already spammed "help" in the group chat 15 times but nobody is paying attention

you: help
friends: keep talking*
you: help ples
15 "help's" later*
you: h e l p i h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p p r e s s i o n

by iliketrains. January 15, 2021

PUSHING P

pushin p means slanging dick in yo homie face

i wannna pushing p with my homie

by brayb the goat and the goat February 21, 2022

Hundo P

One hundred percent

Nicole:”Want to have a good cry tonight? Let’s watch the last episode of Stranger Things Season 4!”
Mark: “Hundo P!”

by Bucky0618 September 23, 2022

P Shlonk

A nickname for the legendary Parker Donk

Dang did you see p shlonk yesterday he was mad cute

by DaddyDonkYurrr October 10, 2021

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by KKKarma01 July 28, 2020

Read p

An insult to tell your friend who wears glasses or who just can’t see

Friend 1: What does that say I can’t see
Friend 2: ugh read p

by Dangerous golf ball June 13, 2021

P Buff

A more buff, bigoted version of a P Duff. Often known to engage in protest against women outside of the home and Target’s pride merchandise. Would ideally like a return to 1384, the REAL good ole days.

God, that old hag is protesting against the right of women to inherit property. What a P Buff!

by 9IHatePaigeBuffy6 June 1, 2023