Words of wisdom from Iron Ike during a trip to Southeast Asia after arriving in New Delhi on an 18 hour flight explains how things work in India
Iron Ike muttered that this situation followed the 70/30 rule 130% of the time before realizing the logic of the statement and it would forever be associated with his wisdom
by El Diablo4eva March 31, 2025

by Arqimagi January 26, 2023

If the phrase "Joe mama" is used to someone who you are married to, you have to buy them 7 onigiris.
<someone's spouse>"Joe mama"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri's?!"
<someone's spouse>"what why?"
<that someone's spouse>"IT states it in rule 3425!"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri's?!"
<someone's spouse>"what why?"
<that someone's spouse>"IT states it in rule 3425!"
by Deeznutssuckitnerd April 3, 2022

NEW RULE ::Have you heard that any other Coloured eyeliner than black is banned? , :: omg what?? I love my eyeliner
by tt:: @..charsswirls February 16, 2022

I brought this sexy chic home last night. As we walked in I said Rule #3 and her clothes were off before she was through the door!
Rule #2 Hide the bong! But that’s a different rule!!
Rule #2 Hide the bong! But that’s a different rule!!
by Byshop123 May 31, 2020

The Rodney Rule states that when estimating something as a group if there is a tie the higher estimate wins.
Sally and John say the work will take 3 days, but Scott and Jason say it will take 5. Based on the Rodney Rule, the estimate is 5 days.
by Angst Wu June 13, 2022

Money and Power
The only things you need, your only goals, your only dreams are money and power, that's all you need
The only things you need, your only goals, your only dreams are money and power, that's all you need
Judge: you gave up the love of a woman, a normal life, and for what? to have a life of luxury and stress, to become someone, but why?
Defendant: Rule 766
Defendant: Rule 766
by Sighnal August 20, 2023
