Stick a cow in the middle

1. Hire a subcontractor
2. Turn grass into beef

Developer: Hi, I have a project with elements A,B and C; what can you complete?
Contractor: A and B are fine, for C we will stick a cow in the middle

by asgjoipl August 4, 2024

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Glow Stick Dick

When a man frustrates you so much you want to snap them in half and shake them!

You are being such a glow stick dick right now, I recommend you step away.

by Mickeybuny November 7, 2025

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*noun* Used in placement of the word dildo.

Ex. *Stop using your fadoodle stick and head downstairs!*

*exclamation - **Holy** Fadoodle Sticks* Used in placement of common exclamations involving cuss words, such as *holy shit*.

Ex. *Holy Fadoodle Sticks! That girl is hot!*

Holy Fadoodle Sticks!

by FadoodleStick July 28, 2024

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tiddle stick

Another name that used to describe your dick, usually used by gangster trash and meth heads.

"He/She can suck upon my tiddle stick!"

by HARRYbigDICK October 20, 2017

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Shit stick

Shit stick (The Shit stick) known as a penis coated in shit after having anal.

Guy 1: “Hey I done anal with my wife last night..”
Guy 2: “I bet you had a Shit Stick after”
Guy 1: “Yeah, my wife licked my big old shit stick like it was a chocolate ice cream”

by Tarrxn24 January 14, 2022

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a-cew-stick

1) A term used to attract people to acoustic shows because it seems some how more enticing.
2) A common mis-spelling of the word 'acoustic' refering to the acoustic guitar or acoustic type of music.

Myself: "Brahh, did you check out that sweet acoustic session of City & Colour?"
Dave: "No dude, I think it was a-cew-stick!"
Person3: "accoustic!!"
Myself: "Shmurrmurrmerr"

by xxAngeliccxx December 9, 2008

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