Lee Snow 

mr bean queef has no pals anorexic adhd riddled snowie jr acts all big thinks he can smash bdon

“that Lee Snow thinks he’s a big yin”

“David mccotter punched him about”

“that Lee Snow thinks he’s a big yin”

“David mccotter punched him about”

Lee Snow by nigelfaragesussychungus December 11, 2023

Coriolanus Snow 

slim shady going through his reputation era

"you hear about Coriolanus Snow?"
"yeah, never trust a man in his buzzcut era."

Coriolanus Snow by fikeologyy December 17, 2023

Mexican Snow Dive 

Jumping out of a hottub, rolling around in the snow, then back into hottub.

WEASEL JUST DID A MEXICAN SNOW DIVE, IN 40 BELOW WEATHER, CRAZY GUY.

Mexican Snow Dive by anonymous December 30, 2023

grabber snow 

The snow will be a very wet snow, making it very difficult to shovel. Move only small amounts of snow with each pass of the shovel, and take frequent breaks. Grabber=you'll have a heart attack moving it and therefore, 'grab' at your chest

You better watch out, that snow is grabber snow. That'll kill a man.

grabber snow by OpeImAMidwesternGal January 8, 2024

shoveling snow in a blizzard 

Doing something that is useless

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard

shoveling snow in a blizzard by Languist January 9, 2024

boomerang snowball 

Two guys 69ing, nut in each others mouth without swallowing. Spin around and spit it back in each others mouth while kissing!

Boomerang snowball,

What cums from below,back to the mouth hole.

boomerang snowball by Joshrust January 12, 2024

Spiritual Snow Day 

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

Spiritual Snow Day by Spookimaru January 16, 2024