My car broke down. I’m getting “ nigga raped”
“I’m gonna be late, my mom’s making me do the dishes”.
“Dam bro that’s so nigga rape”
“The teacher keeps fly fucking me about my grades. She’s nigga raping me “
“I’m gonna be late, my mom’s making me do the dishes”.
“Dam bro that’s so nigga rape”
“The teacher keeps fly fucking me about my grades. She’s nigga raping me “
by The Magic Stick January 19, 2024
When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I did DIY rape.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
by crispypiss December 12, 2018
by newwordfanaticOMG May 05, 2025
Friend: hey I should create national stop rape day on urban dictionary!
Me: shut up. Create it for everyday! How about National STOP Rape Life!
Me: shut up. Create it for everyday! How about National STOP Rape Life!
by Loralie Malfoy April 24, 2021
Canada has tortured me be taking all the things I need to be safe and happy. There's been 315 negligent homocides and everyone I've been with raped me as I was too drunk.
I swear revenge for three generations of torture rape and murder.
I kaelen Cody William granger am pressing charges and requesting torture until dead for all who've hurt me.
I kaelen Cody William granger am pressing charges and requesting torture until dead for all who've hurt me.
by Cody5050 December 23, 2022
by ArabToaster4 April 19, 2024
Greek myth about Zeus pretending to be a swan to take advantage of Leda; an awesome fantasy football trade where one person takes advantage of another player's injury list to get a sweet WR.
by Manager, Pecan Sandies October 06, 2011