piss n shit

piss n shit is a combination of shit and piss OR a phrase used to describe your son’s dick.

gonna capture some piss n shit

by MagiYT November 20, 2021

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pissed the moint

What you succeeded in doing when you failed to understand local natives' warnings during a visit to Cols and went noisily/splashingly wading in a creek that is inhabited by fearsome-toothed red-colored anglerfish-like predators.

If you don't want your gravestone to read, "Missed the point --- pissed the moint", you should closely listen and comprehend what your intergalactic tour-guide tells you about the dangerous plants and animals on a particular planet or asteroid that you're planning on visiting.

by QuacksO October 23, 2019

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Piss kink

something that me and dream was taken has😘

fans: do you have a piss kink

me and dream: yes definitely 🤤🤤

by thatsgnff on tiktok December 2, 2021

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piss

a bevrage made from water and other somtances drank by the president Obama once

"ey bro give mike a glass or piss "

by B i g ';.;m,.;a-`,.;m.m.;';`-a May 30, 2021

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monkey piss

basically heroin

yo homie you wanna do some monkey piss befor school

by mason hagen September 13, 2021

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insurance piss

When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.

Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'

Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

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