may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023

May 5th

Opposite Day! Anything someone says they mean the opposite of whatever they said.

White guy-I’m white

Black guy-well it’s may 5th so actually your now black what’s up African American male

by BlackNiggaSmasher May 5, 2022

May 23

Its national stelena day, they met on the 23rd of may in 2009🥺

Hey you know tomorrow is may 23 right, omg yes national stelena day

by Kenzie.annie.xx May 29, 2020

Paige May

A Paige May is a brown eyed, brown haired rejection machine. She likes to string a Josiah along because he said something stupid. A Paige May is also a nice and caring person and has cool voice (she bakes well too).

"she rejects Josiah's like a Paige May"

by Josiah Levi August 15, 2019

May 7

The day the most thoughtful beautiful girl was born . Who is amazing at sports and everything she may do

May 7 is my birthday

by Ysidnbfickc January 19, 2022

May

A month-long downward spiral of depression where you regret falling for the girl named after this 5th month of the year.

Tomathon: Hey Mao Zedong. What's up with that guy over there?

Mao Zedong: I believe that man is having a May...

Tomathon: O

by AB365 June 1, 2018

May 19th

National Send Your Girlfriend A Fine Ass Photo Day

Whoever sees this has to send their girlfriend whatever sexy, fine, or “suggestive” photos they have IMMEDIATELY.

And that’s photos PLURAL, so MANY.

(Lowk made this to mess with my boyfriend but yall use it too!!!)

“Damn I need him so bad rn…oh right, it’s May 19th!!”

by Nami2K May 19, 2024