May 7

May 7 I yet another send nudes day because there’s never enough

Guy: Hey send nudes.
Girl: Why??
Guy: It’s May 7 send nudes day!

by Bigman029 May 6, 2022

May 31

International Peg your Boyfriend day

- hey, whatcha up to today
- sorry, i’m busy pegging my boyfriend, its may 31st

by piece of clown May 30, 2022

When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

You have been so bored that you start typing

Person 1: how bored are you??
Person 2: When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

Person 1: wtf

by expectence September 1, 2025

May 16th

Joesph Morgan aka the hottest person alive was born today

Dude what's so special about may 16th
Joesph morgan was born today you sicko

by Lizzzyyyy May 16, 2021

May 7th

National trip 3 people day

May 7th is the day where you wake up and choose violence, trip 3 people to get it off your shoulders.

by f1n3n1kki May 5, 2022

may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023

may 3

annoy ella day the day where any ella yk u have to bother the shit out of steal there things, tease them, etc

may 3- hey there’s ella let’s go steal her water bottle

by urmom_dabomb May 3, 2022