lazy eye fucking

when a man is fucking a girl but hes lazy eye spazes out and he gets nervous and the penis slips out hittin the girl in the face cause ejaculation fluid to hit her in the eye causing her to have a lazy eye(then u choke her) and keep going

while doing lazy eye fucking the eye spazes out hitting christina mount in the face

by Lizzayyyy May 28, 2008

sexual black-eye

an infection that is created when the bodily fluid of a member of the opposite sex comes into contact with ones eye
see also a Laurel

"Your eye looks very red. Is that a sexual black-eye?"

by unknown February 8, 2004

the girl with kaleidoscope eyes

LS, also known as Acid, Squares, tabbies, cubes, sheets, papers, and blotter.

Man, i just found the girl with kaleidoscope eyes, she was awesome, although our date cost me __ (insert price here) dollars. I'll give you her number if youur interested

by Jet blak December 19, 2007

Left Eye

A girl who is ugly, but crazy (good) in the sack. This is likely to be because of the Rapper Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez who was ugly, but had a wild personality. This is the opposite of an Aaliyah

Guy 1: man you hooked up with Lily?!? Damn she's ugly.

Guy 2: Yeah but she's a total Left Eye. It was like Bella Loves Jenna.

by TGPFTW October 1, 2011

sly eye rye

n. an attractive, classy and street smart, but hard- to- get gal who is judged to be a grade above the average, boring "white bread" type gals.

Shudda bin dere, bro. Hella sly eye rye Belinda gits outta da rig an ev'ry dam dog whos be seein' dis fox be fo reel be scrapin dare dam jawas up offa da s'teet.

by galcoolest March 1, 2005

Jefferson Eye-Patch

When you kill a girl, take out here eye-ball, poop in her eye socket, and then fuck her eye socket.

"Dude I just accidentally killed this chick, what should I do?"
"Let's Jefferson Eye-Patch her and then bury her."

by natetieck-is-gay November 17, 2009

Open your eyes

What you say to people who've recently smoked marijuana.

Alex: Gee, this concert is da bomba!!!
Sam: Whoa...I'm so high right now...
Alex: Open your eyes dude, you're missing the show.

by burkeri September 2, 2011