may balls

may balls is the sexiest person around.

they can steal your bitch INSTANTLY

they are a chick magnet

“may balls gets all the girls”

by mossfairyyup October 30, 2021

30 May

Who ever is born on this day is the prettiest/ most handsome girl/ boy in the world

Girl: Today is my B-day! (30 May)

Boy: So that’s why ur so pretty

by anonymous February 13, 2022

May 6th

National ask you crush out day, but only if their name starts with a P.

“She may not feel the same way but I kinda have a crush on this girl named Paige. And am asking her out on May 6th.”-Zac

by May 6thh May 5, 2021

May 5th

National show CJ your titties day.

“Todays May 5th. I should send CJ some nudes after he gets off work”

by Jackjaxkjack May 5, 2022

May 10th

Fight that BITCH you been wantin to beat!

brea’jah- Hey, it’s May 10th!

Kambri- what about it?
Brea’jah- Let’s just say kim is finna get her ass beat.

by Dictionary2.1.3 May 8, 2023

Daisy May

an annoying sket who hasn’t showered since before 9/11

“ew what’s that smell!”

“its just daisy may”

by elliejellie91 September 8, 2023

May 31

International Peg your Boyfriend day

- hey, whatcha up to today
- sorry, i’m busy pegging my boyfriend, its may 31st

by piece of clown May 30, 2022