alex

a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.

alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm

uh fuck

*arches back*

*squirts*

by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018

alex

this person thinks a microwave is a computer he also thinks a t.v. is a computer
you should not be friends with an alex

hi im alex

by bradisdumb October 16, 2019

Alex

A guy that simps over girls that plays video games. Doesn't listen to teammate callouts and says he's got this.

Teammate: To your right
Alex: I got this.

*Looks left and dies*

Alex: Ayo can I get your snap?
Girl: If you can out dps me in damage.

by sadfacesimp September 8, 2020

Alex

noun

a name for someone with a tiny penis

person 1 "hey that guys cute"
person 2 "yeah but he's called alex"

by Gsisins August 31, 2022

ALEX

A ginger with a big ego and a very small penis

"Have you seen Alex's dick it's so small"
"I bet you Alex's dick is small"

by bitchwhore111 February 24, 2020

Alex

Big dick daddy that anyone would be proud to fuck

I wanna fuck my daddy alex

by Jacob jason December 9, 2019

Alex

During hot gay furry femboy sex, If someone pulls an "alex" they cum all over the other ones dick.

1: I'm gonna do an alex
2. I love your hot sticky cum on my dick

Yo I pulled an alex last night *barks*

by Femboy sex August 17, 2023