Justin says "I’m in love" so I go, "That’s great. Did you eat her ass?" He’s like, "No." I said,"So you don’t like her." And he was like, "No, I do." And I said, "No, you don’t." "If you did, you’d give her The Sweetest Kiss of All."
-Tom Segura
-Tom Segura
by OscarBeqa April 4, 2024
Get the The Sweetest Kiss of Allmug. To be kissed, one participant being at a right angle to the other. Can be accomplished laying, or standing. (Good luck)
No reason for the "whore" part, it was grammatically convenient
No reason for the "whore" part, it was grammatically convenient
Get your bitch ass over here, we kissing whorizontally tonight
I kissed Reginald III whorizontally last night
I kissed Reginald III whorizontally last night
by Camp Bitch December 31, 2023
Get the kissing whorizontallymug. by perezu May 31, 2022
Get the dirty bowl kissmug. plory: "hey, have you heard of purple kiss?"
non fan: "no, what is it?"
plory: "well, purple kiss is simply one of the best k-pop groups on this planet."
non fan: "no, what is it?"
plory: "well, purple kiss is simply one of the best k-pop groups on this planet."
by https.minho.ca June 16, 2024
Get the Purple Kissmug. You: ‘give me a kiss’
Your bf: ‘why’
You: ‘because it’s kiss your gf day’
You both kiss
Kiss your girlfriend day
Your bf: ‘why’
You: ‘because it’s kiss your gf day’
You both kiss
Kiss your girlfriend day
by Cool girl duh December 8, 2020
Get the Kiss your girlfriend daymug. You: You know what day it is right.
Him: No what?
You: It's National Kiss Your Catcher Day.
*Proceeds to kiss to celebrate*
Him: No what?
You: It's National Kiss Your Catcher Day.
*Proceeds to kiss to celebrate*
by jigglenutz34 March 6, 2025
Get the National Kiss Your Catcher Daymug. I asked Dave if he wanted a flame kiss earring. He shrugged and agreed, so I burned him with my bic.
by Don's Johnson March 12, 2021
Get the flame kiss earringmug.