Discord Admin Syndrome

A condition in which an administrator on a discord server feels as if they are contributing something to society, but doesn’t.

Member 1: Bro, Jim must have Discord Admin Syndrome or something. He’s completely useless.

Jim: That’s against the rules *bans*

by Rhenic#1889 June 12, 2020

Cyber Vagina Syndrome

A crippling affliction that affects male gamers when they discover one of their peers is of the opposite sex. Symptoms include: rambling, bragging, failing to shut the fuck up, giving in game favors and items in the failed hopes of getting laid. Extreme cases may display behaviors such as: talking about your sex life, acting like a stalker and taking pictures of your dick and emailing/texting them to strangers. No known cure, best treatments available are exposure to sunlight, and restricting internet access. intervention has been known to work with mixed results.

Thomas used to have a pimped out character ingame before he got hit with Cyber Vagina Syndrome. Now he is a broke ass scrub and only teams with Victoria.

by blprog June 15, 2010

Nigga Booty Syndrome

The urge to check your homies sweet tight ass as hes walking away.

Tyrone had been diagnosed with the birth defect Nigga Booty Syndrome last week.

by kdkeke November 3, 2019

touch-screen syndrome

When someone has been using a tablet, ipad, and or any other sort of touch-screen, they get so used to using one and having a screen respond to their touch, they will go to any computer trying to touch it, and then usually spend a minute or two trying to find out why its "broken".

Guy#1: Dude, can i see your computer?
Guy#2: Yeah sure, just dont break it.
Guy#1: Hey, whats wrong with your screen? Did it break?
Guy#2: What are you going on about? its perfectly fine!
Guy#1: It won't respond to my touch! it must be broken.
Guy#2: Its not broken you helpless git, it isn't a touch- screen!
Guy#1: Oh! That explains it....
Guy#2: Dude! You must have touch-screen syndrome!

by 3Quantum3 February 2, 2012

floppy dick syndrome

Floppy dick syndrome is an occurance where by a man who has a rather large penise wears athletic jogging pants or shorts but does not wear supportive under garments which causes his penis and testicles to becom free and floppy as he walks. Causing the appearance of a floppy dicke

Large genital/floppy dick syndrome men at gyms and jogging... Ewwww that guy must have floppy dick syndrome...

by Sir Floppy Dick November 18, 2013

Dzintars Čīča syndrome

Dzintars Čīča syndrome is when all that goes through a persons mind is the great Latvian singer Dzintars Čīča.
To get diagnosed you need to know:
1: the complete lyrics to his hit-song: Tu esi vasara
2: have listened to his album: Nac un dziedi more than 2 times

Normal person: Hey, are you doing alright? I keep hearing you sing.
Diagnosed person: VĒJŠ KAS JŪRAS VĒĒĒĒĒJŠ!
Normal person: I see, Dzintars Čīča syndrome.

by Tuulín Tokhín March 26, 2021

Idiot Father Syndrome

A father, who does not believe anything you tell him. The most common example of this is not believing logic, science or not believing proven science or logic or anything else for that matter.

This is a Example of Idiot Father Syndrome.

(Father with IFS) Don't drip water on the carpet, it will stain.
(Child) No it won't, its just water it will evaporate.
(Father with IFS) It evaporates in your dreams!

by Apparent Observer/ Terrorist July 14, 2010