Simp

adjective
A male who praises a female to the discretion of his own dignity, financial freedom, and general external freedom.

Mason: “yO where the fuCk is my boy brad?”
Jason: “I heard he’s been taking that thot Brenda out on expensive dates”
Mason: “Are you serious? He promised he would show up today! What a fucking simp.”

by Stoppablefish8 May 14, 2020

Simp

A guy who is overly nice to a girl in hopes of getting her. (Also includes thinking a girl is into you Bc you she gives you the slightest bit of attention)

Ex. Guy who finds a friend attractive yet won’t talk to them.

Ex. A simp is a bitch
Ex. Jose Torres

by Youngnikkiwiththecblikki July 15, 2019

SIMP

suckaz idolizing mediocre pussy

F’ing simp ass mofo

by Jbozmann February 1, 2023

Simp

Sucks Individual Male Penis

haha you fucking SIMP

by Rubb3r Ducky May 28, 2020

stack simping

simping in a group when playing among us

"guys we need to stop stack simping" -corpse husband

by loyalkale December 3, 2020

Simp

1.When a male/female dedicates all their time for their crush just to get ghosted or friendzoned

2.When a bestfriend replaces group plans with plans that involve their gf/bf or with a "special" person that you think likes you back but in reality doesn't and ends up friendzoning you or ghosting you.

"bro quit being a simp and hangout with the bros instead"

dude you're a simp if you think she likes you

Bro 1: dude i rlly like this girl and i drop hints and all but i dont think shes catching them.
Bro 2: omg quit being a simp, smoke this blunt and quit chasin.

by Sir Sabby I January 11, 2020

simp

Someone who is basic as fuck ...in other terms there is either a shared personality or no personality to be found at all.

Yo, that man Joseph is a simp if I ever saw one.

by Patty Pendergast April 23, 2020